Some people.. I tell you.. Some people!
They just can't get enough. First they do something foolish, or hear something foolish, or
just think of something foolish, and they have to go and
tell someone all about it. Of course, this means we
have to turn right around and tell you, too, no matter how
weird, stupid, or just foolish they are. So here they are:
COMMENT: At work most of the phones have a digital display
that has our names on it. I figured out how to
change these and went to a co-workers phone who
didn't have digital display. I changed his name
to "stud muffin" He didn't notice for two weeks
until on of the engineers called him stud muffin.
He found it amusing.
COMMENT: Here it is-
I worked in a mens retail clothing store. It was rumored as we were changing or insurance Cos. that there might be drug testing. I printed some appointment cards and with the connivince of the store manager, they were passed out. Coincidentally, the district manager was visiting that day. One of our part time semi-retired salesmen chased him around the store shouting epithets. Another employee, that day began drinking vinegar, which he hoped would mask any
illegal drug use. I told him the truth two weeks later. April Fool
COMMENT: After years of pulling tricks on my kids, last year
I did nothing. It was just as funny watching them
tip toe around checking for juice in the milk carton,
dog food in the cereal box, no clothes in their
dressers, hard boiled eggs still in the carton,
sewed up coat sleeves, laced upside down runners--
with bells on them, dishsoap on the toilet seat,
handsoap on their toothbrushes.....blah blah blah
.....but this year---beware kids!
COMMENT: I was a virgin but then decided to lose it. It happened around so this is what I did....
I slept with the love of my life and the biggest prankster.. He was always playing jokes on me so I played one on him.. April 1st rolled around and I wanted to scare the pants off of my man so I told him I was pregnant.. It worked !! In fact it worked so well that he literatly shit his pants and when I told he that it was a joke he freaked out BIG TIME!!!! We are still dating and I can honestly say that his hasn't pulled a prank on me since!!!!
COMMENT: Last April Fool's while my brother was sleeping, I took all is underwear/longjohns and hung them on a string outside!
Thought I would share 1998 April Fool Pranks in our home.
EVERY YEAR DURING MY FIRST MARRIAGE, I WOULD SEW THE FLY, OF MY DEARLY
DEPARTED HUSBAND, UNDERWARE CLOSED, AND ALL THE EMPLOYEES AT WORK PATIENTLY
AWAITED HIS COFFEE TO FILTER THROUGH HIS SYSTEM. HIS COMMENTS WERE HEARD
ALL THROUGH OUR OFFICE.... He never caught on. I got him every year!!
LAST YEAR, I PUT A RUBBER BAND AROUND THE SINK SPRAY HOSE NOZZEL. WHAT
FUN WHEN EVERYONE TOOK THEIR TURN RUNNING THE WATER.
NATURALLY VASELINE ON THE BATHROOM DOOR HANDLE GOT EVERYONE'S ATTENTION.
COMMENT: A good joke for me has always been to tell a boss
or coworker that Mr. Lion or Mr. Bear called while
they were at lunch. Tell them they left a phone
number for them to call back. Give them the number
to the zoo. One year they said "I'm sorry Mr. Bear
is in his cage having lunch right now, can I take
a message?" Then they tried to get him to adopt an
animal. He was so embarassed. It was great.
COMMENT: I bought some super glue and when the doors were all locked for Lunch I snuck back in and put glue in all the locks. It took them blow torches to melt the glue and to this day the whole hallway has burn marks around each door!
(And, as usual, a note to the laywers and other folks: We didn't write these, we just
copied them directly from comments to this web site.
We've removed the names
of the senders. Also: don't go doing any of this stuff. Don't blame us. Don't sue us. Blah Blah Blah Blah.)