You! Yea.. You!

How did you get in here?

You're not supposed to be in here, you know?

Yea buddy, I'm talking to you!

Yea.. you.. the one with the weird hair.

Huh?

Sure it's weird.

Oh, c'mon! Have you looked in a mirror lately?

I bet you came here looking for some 1999 april fools stuff

What do you think, this stuff just magically appears exactly on April 1 every year?

Get real!

It takes us weeks, months, even YEARS to find this stuff.

Then it has to aged, like fine wine, until it is ready for human consumption.

In fact, sometimes we don't look for this stuff at all.

Yup, sure.

We just hope that folks actually get off their butts and send us some stuff.

So what are you waiting for?

Did you see some funny email, usenet post, RFC, or something?

So send it to us!

Go one.. right now.

Yes, now!

What was that? You still want to see some 1999 foolish stuff?

I dunno, we don't have much yet.. besides that Dough thing that was floating around.

Ok.. you can leave now.