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1997 Fools: NEWS...Weird Al Goes Serious
Subject: NEWS...Weird Al Goes Serious From: email@example.com (David "Ant Farmer" Tanny) Date: 1997/04/01 Message-Id: <firstname.lastname@example.org> Newsgroups: alt.music.weird-al This just in... Alfred Yankovic, who prefers not to have anybody refer to him as "Weird Al" anymore, has notified Bermuda and the band and all the Al fans worldwide that he is retiring from the funny music and parody genre in order for him to concentrate on a serious new format. Yes, Alfred Yankovic has been recording songs with country artists such as Dwight Yoakham, Merle Haggard, The Oak Ridge Boys, Shania Twain, Reba McEntire, LeAnn Rimes, and Billy Ray Cyrus (whose song was parodied by Al himself) recently in Nashville, TN in order for Al to debut as a serious country music artist featuring duets with many top country singers today. Look for his new country album to be released sometime... today.... APRIL FIRST!!! APRIL FOOL!!!!!!!! WARNING! Sig follows. Viewer discretion advised. *http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/4656/index.htm *Fight online ripoffs! Boycott America Online. 242,000,000 can't be wrong! *See the book "He's Got The Whole World In His Pants" by Gavin Edwards about misheard song lyrics. Look for my name on page 175! See my "Ant Farmer" submission on page 129. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ *Get. Dr. Demento back in LA and SD. Write your favorite local rock station! See http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/4656/indexdoc.htm +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ *BOYCOTT 92.5 The Flash's GREATEST BLUNDER for dumping Dr. Demento without notice! FLUSH THE FLASH! SCREW 92! Listen to Star and KGB instead. They tip better! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ *Keep your feet off the ground and close cover before striking!