1997 Fools: NEWS: PopMart Tour Canceled!!!
Subject:      NEWS: PopMart Tour Canceled!!!
From:         "Kenneth A. Carter" <kenneth@spank.com>
Date:         1997/04/01
Message-Id:   <33407182.F99@spank.com>
Newsgroups:   alt.fan.u2,alt.music.u2

MTV just announced this morning that the upcoming U2 PopMart tour is
being canceled after discovery in San Diego this past week that sadly
lead singer Bono had been beamed aboard a space craft following the
HaleBopp comet.


-- Ken

April Fools ;-)