1997 Fools: Ferguson Resigns!!!!!!!
Subject:      Ferguson Resigns!!!!!!!
From:         Look <look@the.calendar>
Date:         1997/04/01
Message-Id:   <33413DC3.6F8C@the.calendar>
Newsgroups:   rec.sport.soccer

Today Alex Ferguson resigned from Manchester United. He claimed that the
stress of being linked with Ronaldo in an April Fools message posted by
Red evil to rec.sport.soccer has been the final straw, although the root
cause was exhaustion induced by lifting too many trophies.