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1997 Fools: FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT OF COMPLETE DOMINION
From: paul@isc.org (Paul Vixie) Newsgroups: news.groups,news.announce.newsgroups,news.admin.net-abuse.usenet,comp.protocols.dns.bind,news.software.nntp,comp.infosystems.www.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks Subject: FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT OF COMPLETE DOMINION Organization: The Internet Sekrit Cabal for Domination Message-ID: <5hhkd1$jkd@sekrit.isc.org> Date: 31 Mar 1997 20:11:45 PST FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT OF COMPLETE DOMINION The Internet Sekrit Cabal has recently completed the final stages of our master plan to achive total covert domination over Usenet and the Internet. Accordingly, we now present our achivement as fait accompli and warn all involved that we will swiftly act to terminate any and all users who attempt to usurp our control. The Internet Sekrit Cabal has for a long time concentrated on creating high level control structures and tools for internet domain name service. Our Fearless Leader, Paul Vixie, now has replaced more than half of the origional code in the origional Berkeley Internet Name Daemon software ("bind") with ISC control mechanisms and our fingers are twisted deep into your domain and all the root nameservers. Even as we accomplished that, however, we knew that many tools were being widely used in largescale communications on the Internet... Tools such as email, Usenet News, the World Wide Web. Our foray into email control has been completed under the guise of Spam Control and is now in place and resting comfortably waiting for your tender private emails. Our Dominion over Usenet is now also complete with David Lawrence's having joined the ISC inner circle as Supreme Initiate. Usenet's core management as well as complete future control over the INN source code are in our hands! As for the Web... our last true opposition in San Diego have surrendered forever. Our tentacles reach into the routing at the Commercial Internet eXchange and many major providers worldwide! We have for years influenced events via our pinnacle of power at DECWRL! And none have even guessed, until our announcement now, and now it's too late! We have control! We control the vertical, we control the horizontal, the fine tuning, the automatic gain control, the tracking and the THX surround sound and and and and AHAHAHAHAHAHHAA -THE CABAL ############################################################################## # Internet Sekrit Cabal for Domination (ISC2-DOM) # # Star Route Box 159A # # Woodside, CA 94062 # # USA # # # # Domain Name: ISC.ORG # # # # Administrative Contact, Technical Contact, Zone Contact: # # Vixie, Paul (PV15) paul@VIX.COM # # +1 415 747 0204 # # # # Record last updated on 11-Feb-97. # # Record created on 04-Apr-94. # # # # Domain servers in listed order: # # # # UUCP-GW-1.PA.DEC.COM 16.1.0.18 204.123.2.18 # # UUCP-GW-2.PA.DEC.COM 16.1.0.19 # # NS.UU.NET 137.39.1.3 # # GW.HOME.VIX.COM 192.5.5.1 # # # # # # The InterNIC Registration Services Host contains ONLY Internet Information # # (Networks, ASN's, Domains, and POC's). # # Please use the whois server at nic.ddn.mil for MILNET Information. # ##############################################################################
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