1996 Fools: Muppets Today
From: Rob Austein <sra@epilogue.com>
Subject: Muppets Today
Date: Mon, 01 Apr 1996 13:25:13 -0500

[From RFC 1925, "Fundamental Truths of Networking", R. Callon, 1 April 1996]

(3)  With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is
     not necessarily a good idea. It is hard to be sure where they
     are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them
     as they fly overhead.