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1994 Fools: RABBIT NETWORK ANNOUNCES NATIONWIDE RABBITSERVICE UMBRELLA OF POP's
From firstname.lastname@example.org Sat Apr 2 21:43:22 PST 1994 Article: 8996 of news.admin.misc Path: agate!howland.reston.ans.net!news.intercon.com!panix!cmcl2!tygra!sharkey!tygra!sharkey!tygra!sharkey!tygra!not-for-feline!tygra!not-for-halt From: email@example.com (Customer Liason) Newsgroups: alt.fan.john-palmer,alt.internet.services,news.admin.misc,alt.fan.jiro-nakamura Subject: RABBIT NETWORK ANNOUNCES NATIONWIDE RABBITSERVICE UMBRELLA OF POP's Followup-To: alt.fan.john-palmer Date: 1 Apr 1994 14:00:12 -0500 Organization: Detroit Direct Marketing Incorporated Approved: firstname.lastname@example.org Message-ID: <email@example.com> Lines: 91 Xref: agate alt.internet.services:20673 news.admin.misc:8996 GOT AN OFFICE ON ONE COAST AND ONE ON THE OTHER?? GOT CUSTOMERS AND USERS IN BETWEEN WHO DONT KNOW WHERE TO GO FOR RELIABLE NETWORK CONNECTIVITY SERVICES? GOT A SALES OFFICE IN CLEVELAND AND A FACTORY IN BOSTON AND A BOWLING ALLEY IN REDONDO BEACH? ARE LONG DISTANCE OR LEASED LINE CHARGES FOR WIDE AREA NETWORK CONNECTIVITY RUNNING YOU INTO THE POORHOUSE?? IS THE POORHOUSE RUNNING YOUR GRUEL TOO THIN? RABBIT NETWORK RABBITSERVICE UMBRELLA ONLY SOAKS YOU FOR PENNIES A MINUTE! Due to overwhelming demand Rabbit Network has reached an agreement with major network providers from coast to coast. We spent big cash, millions of $$$ to create the very best servuce from coast to coast. Alexis Rosen may have weaseled his way out of a done deal in New York but he'll be the one crying when he sees the NATIONWIDE SERVICE UMBRELLA we've created with big CASH DOWN UP FRONT stakes in providers from coast to coast who are now our partners in business until the cows come home and then some! Now, the abused and have advantage taken of them nationwide customers on the Internet can have the service that Rabbit has been providing to the lucky few for MONTHS!! In our fast rush of buying activity we are proud to announce that we have formed partnerships with some of the biggest and fastest and most reliable networks that are out there and we will use them to serve you the customer. While we can't reveal the exact arrangements involved we can say that we have formed partnerships with to provide our service the following providers in their service areas and the specifics will be given in individual mesages to follow: RABBITSERVICE UMBRELLA SERVICE AREA PROVIDER Boston/Massachussets/New england The World Westchester/Upstate New York Cloud Nine New Jersey Mordor New York City Maestro Washiungton, d.c. Digex Chicago MCSnet California The Well Seattle Halcyon ..and more to come!!! It is this kind of attention to detail that has fueled our explosive growth in our original service area and we are sure that you our new customers will enjoy it as well. Service is our watch-word. We have invested over $6 MILLION dollars and made the founders of these sites rich and happy. And even if it looks next to it like peanuts we will spend $10,000 to join the Commercial Internet eXchange (CIX) and to satisfy our Graphic User Interface designers we are also planning to join the X Consortium another $25,000 investment. It will pay off! There have been many tries to make the Internet seem like a service that anyone can use but the most talked about will pale in comparison to the soon to be announced RabbitHop Windows, Macintosh, and X Windows graphic interface to begin testing on our Cleveland POP within two months. It incorporates high technology from the National Center for Supercomputing Applications and the X Window System and it is perfect for those who have found the Internet intimidating and confusing! We said several weeks ago that our new Sparc Center 1000 was on order with four processors and many GB of disk well it will be installed and operative in Cleveland within one month and another similar unit will arrive soon. We are upgrading to high-speed T3 connections between our Points Of Presence on the East Coast and in the Midwest and our users will see that with our fast new Cisco AGS+3 routers there will be nothing like it for performance coast-to-coast! The RABBITSERVICE UMBRELLA will bring you a warm, dry, safe and convenient networking service nationwide. You will never have to wonder where you can read your mail or use high-performance networking applications while you travel on business or pleasure, it's great for businesses too. The individual messages that follow these will have contact information for the services in question and we know that you will love them like you love our service too! If you have any questions about this or other products you can call us at 800-456-0094 or send mail to our Customer Liason at firstname.lastname@example.org. Of course you can now also reach me at email@example.com! And addresses will follow for other providers and my accounts there! We thought we wouldn't announce this until Monday but we worked all day today and we can bring you the service you want for less and faster even when deals fell below our feet and went bad when we thought they were finished. More work for us = better service for you and we are proud of it!