1994 Fools: RABBITSERVICE UMBRELLA PROVIDER FOR AREA "USA-Wide!" CHOSEN
From liason@uuhare.rabbit.net Tue Apr 5 02:12:34 EDT 1994
Article: 19433 of alt.internet.services
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From: liason@uuhare.rabbit.net (Customer Liason)
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Subject: RABBITSERVICE UMBRELLA PROVIDER FOR AREA "USA-Wide!" CHOSEN
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Date: 1 Apr 1994 14:00:12 -0500
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GOT AN OFFICE ON ONE COAST AND ONE ON THE OTHER??
GOT CUSTOMERS AND USERS IN BETWEEN WHO DONT KNOW WHERE TO GO FOR RELIABLE
NETWORK CONNECTIVITY SERVICES?
GOT A SALES OFFICE IN CLEVELAND AND A FACTORY IN BOSTON AND A BOWLING ALLEY IN
REDONDO BEACH?
ARE LONG DISTANCE OR LEASED LINE CHARGES FOR
WIDE AREA NETWORK CONNECTIVITY RUNNING YOU INTO
THE POORHOUSE??
IS THE POORHOUSE RUNNING YOUR GRUEL TOO THIN?
RABBIT NETWORK RABBITSERVICE UMBRELLA ONLY SOAKS YOU FOR PENNIES A MINUTE!
Due to overwhelming demand Rabbit Network has reached an agreement with major
network providers from coast to coast. We spent big cash, millions of $$$ to
create the very best servuce from coast to coast.
Alexis Rosen may have weaseled his way out of a done deal in New York but
he'll be the one crying when he sees the NATIONWIDE SERVICE UMBRELLA we've
created with big CASH DOWN UP FRONT stakes in providers from coast to coast
who are now our partners in business until the cows come home and then some!
Here are the details on how to reach the RABBITSERVICE UMBRELLA service for
ALL AREAS of the United States, as a LAST RESORT, in the unfortunate event
of their being NO OTHER LOCAL RABBIT UMBRELLASTICK AVAILABLE.
NAME: America OnLine! (aol.com)
PHONE NUMBER: 205 AOL-0020
DIALUP DATA NUMBER: 316 BPM-Z211
DATE ON LINE (ESTIMATED): June 22nd, 1994
The RABBITSERVICE UMBRELLA will bring you a warm, dry, safe and convenient
networking service nationwide. You will never have to wonder where you can
read your mail or use high-performance networking applications while you
travel on business or pleasure, it's great for businesses too. The individual
messages that follow these will have contact information for the services in
question and we know that you will love them like you love our service too!
If you have any questions about this or other products you can call us at
800-456-0094 or send mail to our Customer Liason at liason@rabbit.net. Of
course you can now also reach me at jpp@well.sf.ca.us! And addresses will
follow for other providers and my accounts there!
We thought we wouldn't announce this until Monday but we worked all day today
and we can bring you the service you want for less and faster even when deals
fell below our feet and went bad when we thought they were finished. More
work for us = better service for you and we are proud of it!
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