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1994 Fools: Cure for paranoia!
From firstname.lastname@example.org Tue Apr 5 01:06:48 EDT 1994 Article: 17614 of sci.psychology Path: bigblue.oit.unc.edu!concert!news.duke.edu!MathWorks.Com!europa.eng.gtefsd.com!howland.reston.ans.net!news.intercon.com!news1.digex.net!access.digex.net!not-for-mail From: email@example.com (Keith F. Lynch) Newsgroups: sci.psychology,alt.conspiracy Subject: Cure for paranoia! Date: 1 Apr 1994 00:36:18 -0500 Organization: Express Access Public Access UNIX, Greenbelt, Maryland USA Lines: 21 Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> NNTP-Posting-Host: access2.digex.net Xref: bigblue.oit.unc.edu sci.psychology:17614 alt.conspiracy:44300 Paranoia is a common mental disorder which consists of a false belief that people are "out to get you". We've developed a cure: Create a *real* conspiracy that really is out to get the (former) paranoid. Then it will no longer be a false belief. We're recruiting agents for this conspiracy. Ideal candidates will have experience following people, spying on them, tapping phones, plotting to poison people, or beaming evil thoughts into people's heads. Applicants with a background in the CIA, KGB, PLO, IRA, Nazi party, Mafia, or Bavarian Illuminati would be excellent prospects. Experience in International Banking is a plus. Applicants should be familiar with the _Protocols of the Elders of Zion_, Wilson and Shea's _Illuminatus Trilogy_, and the Oliver Stone movie _JFK_. -- Keith Lynch, email@example.com f p=2,3:2 s q=1 x "f f=3:2 q:f*f>p!'q s q=p#f" w:q p,?$x\8+1*8