WARNING! ATTENTION! READ THIS STATEMENT!
SECTION ONE: RIGHTS OF THE USER:
You (THE USER) have the following right of privacy while using THE SITE:
- The right not to use THE SITE.
THE USER has no other privacy rights on THE SITE.
SECTION TWO: RIGHTS OF THE SITE:
THE SITE has the following rights of explotation in all concerns with THE USER:
- The right to laugh and giggle at THE USER's lame excuse for a web browser.
- The right to set cookies, milk, and even a nice cup of tea into THE USER's web browser.
- The right to read THE USER's cookies, drink THE USER's milk, and put salt in THE USER's tea.
- The right to show lame advertisements to THE USER.
- The right to use any and every bit of information about THE USER, no matter how lame and ugly and perverse, for any and all purposes, including the purpose of making money.
- The right to use any and every action THE USER commits on THE SITE, no matter how lame and ugly and perverse, for any and all purposes, including the purpose of making money.
- The right to use said money to purchase goods and services in a manner that may or may not piss off THE USER.
- The right to add to these rights at any time, for any reason, even if it pisses off THE USER.
SECTION THREE: EXPRESSED CONSENT:
THE USER, by the action of using THE SITE, hereby consents to all statements in this official privacy statement. There are no recourses allowed THE USER beyond leaving THE SITE.
SECTION FOUR: SIGNATURE:
--- AGREED TO UPON BY THE USER:
--- signed via EXPRESSED CONSENT