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1993 Fools: New moderator for r.h.f.
From samba!concert!decwrl!looking!madhaus Thu Apr 1 23:05:51 EST 1993 Article: 2646 of rec.humor.funny Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Path: samba!concert!decwrl!looking!madhaus From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Maddi Hausmann) Subject: New moderator for r.h.f. Organization: ClariNet Communications Corp. Date: Thu, 01 Apr 1993 18:27:12 GMT Approved: email@example.com Message-ID: <1993Apr01.firstname.lastname@example.org> Keywords: usenet Lines: 27 In response to the endless discussions in news.admin and rec.humor.d., we are going to be replacing the moderator of rec.humor.funny. Finalists for the position are: Madonna Ciccone, entertainment mogul David Koresh, respected religious leader J. Danforth Quayle, conservative think tank member Salman Rushdie, noted novelist and social critic Princess Diana Windsor, famous gossip columnist We'll be announcing the new moderator soon. Remember, if you speak up, you CAN change the system. Thanks again for all your helpful complaints and kvetching. Please keep whining whenever there is something about our service that annoys you, even if it is a joke that isn't as funny as you could tell it or has a minor spelling error. You can be sure your complaint will be handled appropriately. Maddi Hausmann April 1st, 1993 ;-) -- Maddi (Telejoke)